Ok this has nothing to do with sex but I feel like it is make up sex when you go out and play poker and lose your ass then come home and play a few games on the internet and win so that you turn a profit that day... its like poker is making things right... after a fight with poker it comes back and say "Tommy I still love you, don't leave me"
Poker is odd that way in that your chips are down you are getting everything cracked and then it comes back to you. It lets you know that everything is going to be all right. Everyone has had those fights with the significant other and then its like a mating ritual that lets you know things are all good again. There is no specific timing to it or rhyme or reason its like the bad things that were said and done have been washed away. Its a clean slate. I got my ass handed to me tonight at a poker game. I would flop top two pair and someone would hit a straight. I would hit top pair and have a good kicker only to have someone that goes all in catch two pair on the river. Get pocket Kings and of course some idiot calling a $25 dollar preflop raise hits trips... you are mad you want to run out on poker. But you take a deep breathe and you say "I like poker .. no I love poker and poker loves me .. this relationship will work.." We may go through some tough times but we will make it. I told myself all that and came home and well instead of going to bed angry I played poker , and all was good I played in two SNG's and came in first in one and second in the other more than making up for the previous losses earlier in the night.
Don't go to bed angry, always have makeup sex.
Ok what the fuck am I talking about its 2 o'clock in the morning and I am delirious. Talking about poker like it was a woman. wow this will probably get a good laugh in the morning .
