Comedy HU commentary
Hold'em - 12:30:47 ET - 2007/07/22
Seat 1: MikeD106 (1,625)
Seat 2: RedZRO (1,375)
MikeD106 posts the small blind of 10
RedZRO posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RedZRO [Kc 6d]
MikeD106 raises to 60
RedZRO calls 40
*** FLOP *** [6c 3h Ad]
RedZRO bets 20
MikeD106 calls 20
*** TURN *** [6c 3h Ad] [5h]
RedZRO bets 80
MikeD106 calls 80
*** RIVER *** [6c 3h Ad 5h] [Kd]
RedZRO has 15 seconds left to act
RedZRO bets 125
MikeD106 calls 125
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RedZRO shows [Kc 6d] two pair, Kings and Sixes
MikeD106 mucks
RedZRO wins the pot (570) with two pair, Kings and Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 570 | Rake 0
Board: [6c 3h Ad 5h Kd]
Seat 1: MikeD106 (small blind) mucked [9h 9c] - a pair of Nines
Seat 2: RedZRO (big blind) showed [Kc 6d] and won (570) with two pair, Kings and Sixes
[b:8ac134ec7e]MikeD106: 99
MikeD106: thats sick
MikeD106: u f.cking fag.got
RedZRO: it happens[/b:8ac134ec7e]
[b:8ac134ec7e]MikeD106: to fish like u[/b:8ac134ec7e]
Hold'em - 12:32:03 ET - 2007/07/22
Seat 1: MikeD106 (1,320)
Seat 2: RedZRO (1,680)
MikeD106 posts the small blind of 15
RedZRO posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RedZRO [Kh 7d]
MikeD106 raises to 90
RedZRO calls 60
*** FLOP *** [Ac 7h 5s]
RedZRO has 15 seconds left to act
[b:8ac134ec7e]RedZRO: i am a calling station[/b:8ac134ec7e]
RedZRO checks
[b:8ac134ec7e]MikeD106: that is true, call this[/b:8ac134ec7e]
MikeD106 bets 180
[b:8ac134ec7e]RedZRO: ok[/b:8ac134ec7e]
RedZRO calls 180
*** TURN *** [Ac 7h 5s] [Kc]
RedZRO checks
[b:8ac134ec7e]MikeD106: call again[/b:8ac134ec7e]
MikeD106 bets 300
[b:8ac134ec7e]RedZRO: ok[/b:8ac134ec7e]
RedZRO calls 300
*** RIVER *** [Ac 7h 5s Kc] [2h]
RedZRO checks
[b:8ac134ec7e]RedZRO: more?
MikeD106: one more time[/b:8ac134ec7e]
MikeD106 has 15 seconds left to act
MikeD106 bets 500
[b:8ac134ec7e]RedZRO: ok[/b:8ac134ec7e]
RedZRO calls 500
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MikeD106 shows [8c As] a pair of Aces
RedZRO shows [Kh 7d] two pair, Kings and Sevens
RedZRO wins the pot (2,140) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,140 | Rake 0
Board: [Ac 7h 5s Kc 2h]
Seat 1: MikeD106 (small blind) showed [8c As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: RedZRO (big blind) showed [Kh 7d] and won (2,140) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
[b:8ac134ec7e]MikeD106: u r a joke
RedZRO: you are good[/b:8ac134ec7e]
[b:8ac134ec7e]MikeD106: that is so disgusting[/b:8ac134ec7e]
[b:8ac134ec7e]MikeD106 has 15 seconds left to act
MikeD106: how are u calling with bottom pair for half of your stack???
MikeD106: u r one dumb dumb N.GGER
RedZRO: it was actually second pair. but you are easy to beat
MikeD106: f.ck u fish
RedZRO: and your a racist.. sweet.
MikeD106: f.ck u fish
RedZRO: i like you[/b:8ac134ec7e]
I took him out a couple hands later. I was hoping for more comedy. I guess I got as much as I could outta him. I'm such a donk. |
