MSPC - Who WON'T win?
My predictions for who won't and why:
1 - Neko - As side bets are being made, Fencewire is showing everyone a radar gun he bought at an auction on Thursday for $50 bucks. TheJim states that he will pay for Neko's buy-in and toke, if he can throw a baseball 60mph before the tournament begins. Neko accepts the challenge. On Neko's first attempt he dislocates his alligator arm and is taken to the hospital. Alternate #1 - Unknown Asian, takes Neko's spot in the tourney.
2 - Unknown Asian - gets choked out by smculberts for crunching on a peppermint 37min into the tourney. Chips are removed from the table, he finishes 45th.
2. - Action Greg - During the dinner break, he successfully completes his attempt to guzzle 1 gallon of whole milk in 15 minutes, only to discover he has acute lactose intolerance. He goes all in on the first hand back from the break. His 72o does not hold up and the milk doesn't stay down, out in 37th pl.
4 - TommyTwoToes - After Action Greg's mishap, a break is called to clean up and combine down to 4 tables, Tommy decides to jump the table that is being hosed off outside, halfway thru his jump Tommy's groin snaps in two. There is no further need to clean the table. Tommy is carried back inside and resumes play as the chip leader. However, he is not the same after what will forever be known as "the jump" and donks off his stack to finish 23rd.
5 - Brada - Successfully completes his attempt to eat 14 dogs in 12 minutes during the dinner break. He then spends the remainder of his tournament life clogging, unclogging, and clogging again one of Shawn's toliets. Blinded off in 18th. |
